What is a Southpark Cow?   Are the Cows really nice to all people?

Southpark cows is nowadays a RavenShield clan which consists of a couple of players devoted to the game. Since Cows aren't very good at the actual playing, we have focused on being nice to people and playing fun games. (We also say MOO alot of times.)

Nope, we ain't. Since all cows need lagfree games for efficient MOO-ing, we kick all laggers on sight. We also kick people who dont understand that a Cows server is a nice place, where no bad attitude should be present. 
  Who should fear the Cows? Cow attitude?

Not very many. Since we have problems reaching the trigger with our hooves we cant cause any greater amount of damage to anyone. We are satisfied if we are lucky enough to know who it was who killed us last time. BUT if you are a CHEATER, have BAD ATTITUDE or  LAG we will put yellow grass in your milk.
 

 Since the cow herd is quite big we have different ways of playin, what we have in common is the following:

1. Gaming should be fun
    -Cheating not accepted, in any way.
    -Treat opponents with respect (moo at them).
    -Let the host host, if you dont like it- leave.
    -Use the strategy you want: Camp, Rush, Bomb etc.

2. Devotion to the game
    -To be a cow you should be a quite active player.

3. Democratic clan structure
    -All cows are equal. One cow = One vote.
    -All cows has a say in all clanmatters.
    -The Cow forum has no private sections since we want all of our
     playmates to know whats goin on inside the clan.

4. Competition?
    -Cows do play friendly games versus other clans who share our
      attitude toward the game. But playing clangames aint our main
      activity, most often the Cows are just roaming around
      on a friendly server shootin at everything that moves.
    -Cows do not play laddergames.
    -Winning is fun, and since we want to have fun we try to win,
      BUT we doesnt sacrifice the fun as a means for winning.
   -Some clans practice, we do not since its so damn boring ;)
 
Could I become a Cow?
The Cows reqruitment process is simple. Play (alot) of games with us, show us that your attitude is the right one and ask us if you are Cow material. (Look to the right what cow attitude means.)
 
Where are the Cows?
The Cows are usually online on Icq, since all got very nice connections. If u want to come in contact with one of us. Try this icq number and we can help u with ure request: 101277627
 


 
   

Clan history:

    
The Cow clan was founded in the lwinter of 1999 by Engel, Unarmed Decoy and Kapten Gam. At start the clan was a Rogue spear only clan and had only Umeå (Sweden) players. Since we were VERY bad at the actual playin we used our very good connections to host lagfree games, which were appreciated since many other clans had problems to find good hosts. Since the start the clan has expanded gradually:

Daysleeper joined in the spring of 2000, Sandman and Chriss joined the herd in the autumn same year, as our first non-swedish players. In the spring of 2001 the clan did a major recruiting and expanded the ranks: First  the "Shadow-Bubbe-7th group", and then Freeman. after him came Cypress and last of all Zero. Since the start we have lost four Cows: Kapten Gam, Cypress and Daysleeper because of inactivity and Guru because of his urge to Rogue spear. A loud moooo to our beloved former teammates!

During the whole period of time the clan has worked close toghether with other clans who share our view of playin (look at friends page), especially BROz who has backed us up when we needed it.