| COWS
vs BRO friendly:
10 Dec 2000
|
It
was a sunny day in the middle of December. Some Cows (Engel,
Daysleeper, Swedish chef and Unarmed decoy) where standing on a snow
covered hill close to Siberian base 2. The Cows where quite satisfied with
the situation and where Mooing friendly to eachother.
Suddenly alot of uglies approached! (Baddahbing, Dutchy, Murmeli, Jilliac and Oizo). They didnt introduce themself properly but was talking alot of some Hood which they thought where theirs. The Cows nodded friendly and understood nothing as usual. The newly arrived homies complained about the cold wether and told the Cows that standard procedure was to use the medium thick uniforms in these weather conditions. The Cows nodded friendly and wondered what a uniform was.., maybe it was some candy the nice homies wanted to give away? The homies also brought a Cow of their own; the well renown "Ruger [F.U.G.]". Ruger added to the Cow herd nicely altough it was a small dispute about if he really was a cow or a Bull in discuise! When Ruger had installed himself in the herd things happened very quickly. The nice homies started to pick up weapons, frags and other unpleasant stuff and aimed them DIRECTLY AT THE COWS! The Cows Mooooed in a friendly way and looked confused. Then there where some loud noises and the like and alot of dead cows appeared on the snow, it all happened so fast that no Cow even had the time to moo. [Siberian base 2, 3-0 to da BROz] Later the same day the Cows gathered on a large city street of some kind. The same homies as mentioned above appeared with dirty plans, but this time the Cows where ready. The Cows tried to hide and to sneak, and maybe a homie or two got stamped upon, but soon the homies learned and transformed the herd into some nice beefs which they filled their bellies with. [City street large, 3-2 to da BROz] The Cows strategy development team gave up the stomp-homie consept and tried to get some symphaty instead. They all placed themselves in front of a camera team at TV-station and hoped for people too feel sorry for them and rescue them. Sadly enough the homies also got a TV, saw the program and payed a visit to the station. The Cows tried to hide in their usual way, without any succes. One Cow got mad though and went berserk trampling down homies left and right, but since the other Cows where lost it didnt help much. [TV-station, 3-2 to da BROz] --------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks for the game BROz! It was really nice of you to teach us how Rs should be played.. lol. I hope you are willing to slaughter us again soon...... / Engel |
